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=Welcome to &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Ovalkwiki,&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; the Official Encyclopedia of all things &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039;= &lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;New to the comic?&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;== &lt;br /&gt;
* Check out [[Dramatis Personae]] and [[Our Story Thus Far]].&lt;br /&gt;
==&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Here to contribute?&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;== &lt;br /&gt;
* Please review [[The Ovalkwiki Rules of Engagement|The Rules of Engagement]] and the [[FAQ]]. You might even be ready for the [[Style Guide]].&lt;br /&gt;
==&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;In need of life-changing advice?&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;== &lt;br /&gt;
* Peruse [[The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries]].&lt;br /&gt;
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But if you&amp;#039;ve been here before and know what you&amp;#039;re after, here are some common jumping-off points.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Organizations|Other Organizations of the Schlockiverse]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Places]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vehicles|Vehicles, Vessels, and Assorted Conveyances]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chronology of the Schlockiverse]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Schlock-tech]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/blog/schlock-turns-12 12th anniversary of Schlock Mercenary on the web] - Howard&amp;#039;s blog post on the future of the strip.&lt;br /&gt;
* Howard didn&amp;#039;t blog on the 15th anniversary, but mentioned it (at 15 years -and a day- on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-06-12 2015-06-12]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;tagcloud&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tagcloud&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Interested in some truths that might be stranger than fiction?== &lt;br /&gt;
* [[The History of Schlock Mercenary|The History of &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Intersections of fictional Schlock-tech and real Science&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Author, Howard Tayler|The Official (If Perhaps Revisionist) Biography of Howard Tayler]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Museum of Schlock Mercenary Merchandise|The Museum of &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Merchandise]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Want some other places to find Schlock?== &lt;br /&gt;
* The [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ comic itself] is a good place.&lt;br /&gt;
* Not at the computer all the time? [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ Try a book!]&lt;br /&gt;
* Want to discuss Schlock Mercenary with other people? [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/pages/community There are several groups for that.]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; has darkened more than one Wiki&amp;#039;s doorstep in the past...&lt;br /&gt;
** [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlock_Mercenary Schlock on Wikipedia] (Oh, look. We&amp;#039;re notable! And so is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Tayler Howard]!)&lt;br /&gt;
** [http://schlockmercenary.wikia.com/wiki/Schlock_Mercenary_Wiki Schlock on Wikia] (the first &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; wiki, an &amp;quot;unofficial&amp;quot; fan project)&lt;br /&gt;
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/SchlockMercenary Schlock dissected on TV Tropes] (and oh, boy did Schlock ever have it coming.)&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Ovalkwiki&amp;quot; is a weird name== &lt;br /&gt;
It comes from [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 this drink in the the comic strip]. It is called &amp;quot;[[Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik|Ovalkwik]].&amp;quot; Howard is not the sort of person to let the serendipity of shared syllables go unexploited, so when he needed a name for the Schlock Mercenary Wiki, &amp;quot;Ovalkwiki&amp;quot; was the name that stuck. He&amp;#039;s had ovalkwiki.com parked for the better part of five years now, and he STILL thinks it&amp;#039;s clever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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* TOOLBOX&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
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		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sidebar&amp;diff=11605</id>
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		<updated>2020-05-27T23:58:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sidebar&amp;diff=11604</id>
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		<updated>2020-05-27T23:58:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
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* navigation&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Tarlen&amp;diff=2429</id>
		<title>User:Tarlen</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Tarlen&amp;diff=2429"/>
		<updated>2017-09-20T04:35:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Created page with &amp;quot;Host and maintainer of quite a few &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; online properties.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Host and maintainer of quite a few &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; online properties.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Howard%27s_Brain_Dump&amp;diff=2428</id>
		<title>Howard&#039;s Brain Dump</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Howard%27s_Brain_Dump&amp;diff=2428"/>
		<updated>2017-09-20T04:02:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Protected &amp;quot;Howard&amp;#039;s Brain Dump&amp;quot; ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Howard will dump things here.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you have a few moments to move some of this to where it should be, and tidy it up, that would be greatly appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DUMP==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PLACE&lt;br /&gt;
Uupl (Planet) orbiting Gruluupl (star). Inhabited by Uuplechans (featured at the beginning of Book 18.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Far Uupl is the part of the star system roughly corresponding to Sol System&amp;#039;s trans-Neptunian orbits and Kuiper Belt.&lt;br /&gt;
Outer Uupl corresponds (roughly) to the scattered disc. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Notable characters&lt;br /&gt;
Doctor Viki Gugro, sister to Corporal Peri Gugro of Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs. (Fobott&amp;#039;r)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain (unnamed as yet) of Gruuli&amp;#039;s Legacy (Uuplechan)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First appearance - Sept 18 2017. Outer Uupl first mentioned by name on Sept 27.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Group-trusted&amp;diff=2426</id>
		<title>MediaWiki:Group-trusted</title>
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		<updated>2017-09-20T03:52:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Created page with &amp;quot;Trusted&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Trusted&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Howard%27s_Brain_Dump&amp;diff=2425</id>
		<title>Howard&#039;s Brain Dump</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Howard%27s_Brain_Dump&amp;diff=2425"/>
		<updated>2017-09-20T03:48:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Howard will dump things here.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  If you have a few moments to move some of this to where it should be, and tidy it up, that would be greatly appreciated.  ==DUMP==&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Howard will dump things here.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you have a few moments to move some of this to where it should be, and tidy it up, that would be greatly appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DUMP==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=The_Ovalkwiki_Rules_of_Engagement&amp;diff=2424</id>
		<title>The Ovalkwiki Rules of Engagement</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=The_Ovalkwiki_Rules_of_Engagement&amp;diff=2424"/>
		<updated>2017-09-20T03:41:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: /* Ovalkwiki Exists for Three Reasons */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Ovalkwiki Exists for Three Reasons= &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Entertainment!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Make Howard&amp;#039;s Job Easier!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flatten the learning curve for new readers of the comic.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To these ends, we have some general guidelines, some more complicated formatting guidelines, a [[FAQ]], and some potentially tedious and mind-numbing, nit-picky, persnickety sorts of rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==General Guidelines== &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you want to be a Member, you can be!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Members are allowed to edit pages and contribute content to make Ovalkwiki more useful, especially in support of the enumerated list above.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you&amp;#039;ve got a question, ask!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There is a single discussion forum for this wiki -- if you&amp;#039;ve got page-specific questions, be sure to reference the page&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you&amp;#039;ve got a suggestion, make it!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Again, the discussion forum is a good place for this.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Organizers are promoted from among the Members.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Organizers have a higher-level editorial role, and serve not only as editors but also as moderators should things threaten to slip out of hand. Members who demonstrate particular aptitude may be invited to become Organizers, assuming we need the help at that level.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Organizers are there for a reason.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Per their title, Organizers help us all by organizing the rich content you create and making it more (circular definition in three... two... one...) organized. Organizers are the ones who may re-template your page, or even re-define a whole set of templates underneath many pages. We need this. Howard needs this, especially.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Howard&amp;#039;s Word Trumps All.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; While the previous entries may have made this sound like a democratic meritocracy, there is a despot at the head of Ovalkwiki. He is mostly benign, but he is also the final point of arbitration, the sole holder of veto power, and the one paying the bills here. Yes, many of you have spent money with him enabling him to pay these bills. This is why his despotism is benign, his arbitration even-handed, and his vetoes carefully considered.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Play Nice.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You share a passion with the other people here. Build on that common ground. Make new friends. And please don&amp;#039;t use profanity, obscenity, or vulgar language.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Formatting Guidelines== &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;New pages should be created from a template.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; For instance, if a particular character page does not yet exist, you can create a page for that character, but you should select the &amp;quot;Character&amp;quot; page template when prompted. This will help you organize the information the same way it&amp;#039;s been organized on similar pages, making the whole site easier to use.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;When no template exists, forge ahead on a blank one.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Let&amp;#039;s say you want to create a page about the non-alcoholic beverages of the Schlockiverse. You&amp;#039;ve read the archives, you know about Popso, Ovalkwik, and Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik. You want to write down what you know. GO FOR IT. Don&amp;#039;t let the absence of a &amp;quot;Food &amp;amp; Drink&amp;quot; template stop you.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;All &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; comics and footnotes are canon.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; As canon, they&amp;#039;re fair game. If you see Tagon using his left hand to fire a weapon, then he&amp;#039;s left-handed. If you see him also using his RIGHT hand, then he&amp;#039;s probably ambidextrous. Tagon&amp;#039;s character page should then indicate that he has shown no particular preference regarding handedness.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cite references!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Some of the most fun you&amp;#039;ll have is linking strips to prove points you make in here. Yes, it is entirely possible that we&amp;#039;ll find strip canon conflicting with itself, in which case call attention to the fact. But don&amp;#039;t call Howard stupid or careless. He&amp;#039;s probably got a very good explanation for the issue.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;No Fan-fic, Please.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sorry to spoil some of the fun. You may have a very clever idea about how Popso and Ovalkwik used to be owned by the same company and then the stockholders got duped into selling off one of the product lines when Breya Andreyasn&amp;#039;s great-great-great-grandmother blah ramble fanfic etc. If the origin of something is unknown, let it remain so. If, however, there is a tangentially-related item in strip canon somewhere, call attention to that. You might even speculate about a closer relationship, provided you do so in a manner that makes it clear that this is editorial commentary rather than canon.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;We like images!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is sequential art, after all. Sometimes you&amp;#039;ll need to include a picture in order to complete a page. Any images, including strips, from the Schlock Mercenary website can be included here, and yes, &amp;quot;deep-linking&amp;quot; is okay. You may also crop panels. If an image needs to be further altered, however, please ask first. This is one of those cases where Howard has the final say for very good reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;External Links are just fine&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;. There may be pages that need external, non-Schlock links. Science articles would make great links for additional reading. Howard misses &amp;quot;[http://web.archive.org/web/20090107030618/http://www.schlockmercenary.com/chalain-vasimr.html Chalain&amp;#039;s Science Corner]&amp;quot; in which we learned that Schlock&amp;#039;s plasma cannon has a lot in common with the VASIMIR ion drive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Persnickety, Mind-Numbing Nit-picks&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;== &lt;br /&gt;
* **You&amp;#039;re probably looking for the [[Style Guide]] at this point...**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:admin]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:contributor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:faq]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:organizer]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Space.template.Character&amp;diff=2423</id>
		<title>Space.template.Character</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Space.template.Character&amp;diff=2423"/>
		<updated>2017-09-20T03:39:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Description= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert a brief description of the character here.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Bio= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert the character&amp;#039;s known biography]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Affiliations &amp;amp; Relationships= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert known relationships with other characters or groups]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Appearances= &lt;br /&gt;
==First appearance== &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert a brief description of the circumstances of the character&amp;#039;s first appearance in the comic and a link to that strip.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other notable appearances== &lt;br /&gt;
[This is for irregular characters who do not make regular appearances. For members of the Toughs and other regular characters, remove this sub-section.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Author&amp;#039;s Note= &lt;br /&gt;
[This space is reserved &amp;#039;&amp;#039;exclusively&amp;#039;&amp;#039; for Howard!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Speculation= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert uncertain and speculative facts about the character.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=External References=&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Our_Story_Thus_Far&amp;diff=2422</id>
		<title>Our Story Thus Far</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Our_Story_Thus_Far&amp;diff=2422"/>
		<updated>2017-09-19T22:02:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=As of the beginning of the current book...= &lt;br /&gt;
==Be warned, there are major spoilers herein!== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[two paragraph summary of who the main players are]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The latest book starts 12/5/2016... summary to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=The Books= &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book1ToH-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 1: The Tub of Happiness== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
This is the first 507 days of Schlock Mercenary. Meet Schlock when he enlists, meet Breya when she buys the company he enlisted with, and meet Captain Tagon, who doesn&amp;#039;t want to take orders from a woman. **This 240-page collection of strips is in print, and you can buy it [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TOH here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12 Meet The Mercenaries]&lt;br /&gt;
in which many people join Tagon&amp;#039;s toughs, and a bitter enemy is acquired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-24 Diplomatic Pouch of Doom]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs encounter a very strange ambassador sent to deal with an explosive situation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-28 Mini-Adventure Number One]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs decide to relax and go to a bar.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-04 Everybody&amp;#039;s Gotta Eat]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs go out to a restaurant&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-24 BOARDERS!!]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must take their own ship from the hands of zealous food-service commandos and the sinister plots of the partnership collective.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-08 The Shopping Trip]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon makes a great many business decisions with which Breya is less than happy.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-03 Bureaucracy Bountiful]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs face lines that have spawned religions, save a lawyer, and find a surprise in an ancient computer.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 Bombs Ahoy]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must escape powerful bombs planted by the partnership collective without destroying Luna.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-26 Bounty Hunting]&lt;br /&gt;
In which the toughs find out why a no-weapons policy for visitors makes sense even in an office building.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-03-21 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs acquire an excellent deal with an interesting catch.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-02 Interlude: Interrogation]&lt;br /&gt;
in which even the narrator gets confused.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-09 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the plumbing problems become a minor concern.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-05-14 Battle for the Wormgate]&lt;br /&gt;
in which winning a space battle isn&amp;#039;t everything.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-18 Union Blues]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs try to do less violent work.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-25 Interrogation Interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
in which a copy of an old friend must be rescued.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-07-30 Equivocated Prevarication]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon is faced with a difficult decision.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 Magic Dream-Land]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs are paid to prevent hurting people and breaking things.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2001]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs battle monsters on a space ship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book2TPW-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 2: The Teraport Wars== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#039;ve met the mercenaries. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill or be killed. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill AND be killed. Now see them recover lost body parts, fight in the biggest war on record, and create an entire demographic of clones. **This positively ginormous assemblage of 493 strips, the second (and demonstrably better) half of the first 1000 in the archives fills 228 pages of book, and is available [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TPW here.]**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
====Quest for Second Sight==== &lt;br /&gt;
..in which Schlock hires the company to help him steal a fresh set of eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-11-11 Part I - Through The Ages]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the company learns of bits and pieces of Schlock&amp;#039;s past.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-12-31 Part II - Through a Darkened Glass]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the resident mad scientist gets his first command.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-02-10 Part III - Through The Roof]&lt;br /&gt;
====The Teraport Wars==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which we find that Admiral Breya Andreyasn has started a fight that the whole galaxy may need to help her finish.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-15 Part I - Kickin&amp;#039; Buuthandi and Takin&amp;#039; Names]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-05-26 Part II - A Whole New Can o&amp;#039; Wormgates]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-06-20 Part III - F&amp;#039;Sherl-Ganni or Cut Bait]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-07-21 Part IV - Any Teraport in a Storm]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-08-26 Epilogue - Send in the Clones]&lt;br /&gt;
====Petey Promoted==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which everybody&amp;#039;s favorite psychopathic, schizophrenic, cuddly, suicidally-inclined Artificial Intelligence is given a little bit of rope.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-02 Sawed-Off Schlockgun]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-08 Filling the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2002]&lt;br /&gt;
====Post Post-Dated Check Loan==== &lt;br /&gt;
... well, that last bit could have worked out better. But things could be worse, right?&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-02 Part I - Raising Capital Offensive]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-25 Part II - Tandem Acts of Kindness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-12-15 Part III - Handsome Ransom]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-01-05 Part IV - Tempestuous Fugitives]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-09 Part V - Might Makes Right-Of-Way]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book3UNM-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 3: Under New Management== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Sergeant Schlock, and the rest of &amp;quot;Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs&amp;quot; have been dragooned into hunting down an old friend. The trick isn&amp;#039;t finding her. The trick is surviving long enough to get paid. **This 80-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-UNM here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-09 Part I - The REALLY Clever Monkeys]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-28 Part II - Tonight&amp;#039;s Top Story]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-05-26 Part III - Board of Accidental Tourism]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-11 Part IV - Under New Management]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book4TBB-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 4: The Blackness Between== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company finally track down Admiral Breya. Explosions explode, treachery treaches, and the gorillas get naked. **This 100-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBB here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-24 Part I - Needle in a Haystack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-22 Part II - Breya in the Zoojack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-10-05 Part III - Trouble in the Outjack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-17 Part IV - A Little First Contact]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-01-04 Part V - Backstabbing on the Fast Track]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-14 Epilogue - Taking a Crack at Payback]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book5SIA-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Admiral Breya, and their little fleet go hunting for work and spare parts... but not adventure. No, that was NOT what they were looking for. **This 80-page book can be acquired [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SIA here], and is also available with the first four volumes in a boxed set known as &amp;quot;[http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-MC1 Munitions Canister I].&amp;quot;**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-15 Part I: Hand to Mouth]&lt;br /&gt;
[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-04-25|Part II: A Hand of Acey&amp;#039;s (CSI Parody)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-05-31 Part III: Handle With Care]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-01 Part IV: Hand it Over]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-29 Part V: Many Hands Make Light Work]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book6RMS-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company take a vacation, take a new job, and make some powerful new enemies. And then they discover that the galaxy may just need saving....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in July of 2010, you can get this 144-page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-RMS here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-09-12 Part I: Primate Principio]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-11-01 Part III: Life&amp;#039;s a Beach]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-01-10 Part IV: Old Habits Die Hard]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-10 Part V: Instant Replay]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book7EPD-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
The Toughs get a new ride, an old vacation, and a chance to be on TV. Meanwhile, in the galactic core...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2011, you can get this 176 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-EPD here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-07-24 Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-07 Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-01-02 Part IV: Touch and Go]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-02-12 Part V: Glamour Assault]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-05-28 Part VI: Long Arm of the Law]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SM-SEOS-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Somehow Kevyn, Elf, Schlock, Brad, Nick, and Pronto have gotten themselves into primitive circumstances. Maybe things will get better if they make them worse first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2012, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SEOS here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plot Synopsis&lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-08-17 Part I: Jeopardy]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-11-01 Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-10 Part IV: Do You Mind if I Rewind?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-01-28 Part V: Dropping The Other Shoe]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-03-25 Part VI: ...And Into The Fire]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SM-TBP-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 9: The Body Politic== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
How much money do you need in order to swallow your pride (and sanity) and rescue a mortal enemy? How many times can you get paid for stealing the same corpse? How many of those payments will you actually remember to collect?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in August of 2013, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBP here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-05-20 Part I: King for a Day]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-25 Part II: Royal Flush]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2007]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-01 Part IV: We Kept The Party Hats]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-12-09 Part V: Collecting]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-10 Part VI: Thanks for the Memories]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
New memories, new recruits, and a new contract. Welcome to Credomar, where things look like they can&amp;#039;t possibly be made any worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-29 Prologue: Drydock]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-05-01 Part I: Wet Feet]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-22 Part II: Enter the Longshoreman]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2008 - A Wrinkle in Time ]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-02 Part IV: Fuller&amp;#039;s Soap]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-01-04 Part V: The Longshoreman&amp;#039;s Apocalypse]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-02-03 Epilogue]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 11: Massively Parallel== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Our merry band splits into four commands to raise money for repairs. They are going to get interrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-02 Prologue: Meanwhile, At The Galactic Core]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-08 Part I: High Olympus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-04-27 Part II: Barsoom Circus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-09-03 Part III: Credomar Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-29 Part IV: Mallcop Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-06-23 Part V: Command and Conquer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 12: Force Multiplication== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Doctor Bunnigus makes a house call. It couldn&amp;#039;t be that easy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-11-29 Part I: Black and White]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We don&amp;#039;t take kindly to your type around here&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m a doctor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That what I said&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(not actual dialog from this story)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-27 Part II: Mass and Might]&lt;br /&gt;
We meet (among others) Shep&amp;#039;s mom, a hooded stranger, and an evil doctor, and learn that Shep is upset that he can now only barely bench-press three times his own weight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-15 Part III: Fight or Flight]&lt;br /&gt;
While Schlock &amp;#039;&amp;#039;loves&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a good bath, we learn how he &amp;#039;&amp;#039;really&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cleans himself.&lt;br /&gt;
Favorite line:&lt;br /&gt;
Schlock: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s sort of icky, but naked headless zombie Xinchub was worse&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
In which we will find ancient puzzles, modern problems, and lots and lots of Gavs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-11-13 Part I: Read]&lt;br /&gt;
Brain surgery for everyone! The Gavs hire the Toughs for security on an ancient wandering artifact. Bunni &amp;amp; Theo get married (&amp;#039;&amp;#039;again&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, but they don&amp;#039;t remember that).&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-29 Part II: Write]&lt;br /&gt;
The Gavs aren&amp;#039;t &amp;quot;Gavs&amp;quot; anymore. And a zombie. Road trip to MallONE!&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-08-19 Part III: Execute]&lt;br /&gt;
The A.I. goes feral, a DaME and the UNS brings a battleplate to the party. Oh, and Schlock gets &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;armor&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 14: Broken Wind== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
No ship, no job, and no prospects. But somebody did just pop a sapient balloon. Let&amp;#039;s find out what&amp;#039;s inside...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* This station is HOW BIG?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
* “Engineering feats lose their punch after you’ve popped the containment system somebody built around a star” ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-08-20 2013-08-20])&lt;br /&gt;
* Challenge Coins!&lt;br /&gt;
* This station is HOW OLD?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
* Wait, the feral A.I. from last book isn&amp;#039;t dead?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-01 Part I: Breath and Business]====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* General Karl Tagon, while doing [[Parkata Urbatsu]] in [[Mall-One]], accidentally hits an [[Oafa]] (blimp-like creature), tearing its gas bag. After the Oafa, [[Hioefua Far-Wanders]], is healed, it gives General Tagon a job offer to pass on to his son Kaff Tagon. &lt;br /&gt;
* General Tagon, upon hearing that his son was involved in the destruction of a U.N.S. battleplate, decides to leave the station, fearing that the U.N.S. will try to capture him and his associates for intelligence about his son. He takes [[Kathryn Flinders]], her crew of urban acrobats, Nick, and his girlfriend Liz. [[Major Alexia Murtaugh]] invites herself along too. They fly out on the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Bristlecone]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Petey tells Captain Tagon that his damaged ship is beyond salvage, and he would have to buy a new one.&lt;br /&gt;
* Petey offers to let Tagon’s Toughs retire on his planet if they stop taking dangerous missions that hurt people. Various characters think about a life of not shooting at people, and of not getting shot at.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; tells General Tagon that the party that paid for &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; after Ventura liberated it was her employers, the U.N.S. intelligence services. ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-19 2013-02-19])&lt;br /&gt;
* Petey tells Ventura that he removed a bomb from her spine, which exploded after being connected to the hypernet, so Ventura will be safe from her former employer as long as she doesn’t reveal herself.&lt;br /&gt;
* General Tagon and Kathryn approach on the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura is contacted by &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039;. She laments that she doesn’t want to retire, and &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; asks her to get Karl and Kaff Tagon together on the ship because it finds them interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-24 Part II: Can Full of Sky]====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura convinces Schlock to convince Captain Tagon to take the mission and leave on the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; rather than retiring, despite [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-03-02 Petey’s entreaties].&lt;br /&gt;
* Captain Tagon decides to take the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; and take the Oafa mission instead of retiring. An unspecified of his set decides not to join him on the mission.&lt;br /&gt;
* Major Murtaugh joins Tagon’s Toughs as a Sergeant, and designs a challenge coin for the company ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-03-20 2013-03-20]).&lt;br /&gt;
* Para Ventura, General Tagon, and Captain Tagon argue over the captaincy. Captain Tagon is assigned to be the leader of the mission, while Ventura is re-enlisted in Tagon’s Toughs and assigned to be coxswain of the ship, since the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; only listens to her.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tagon’s Toughs meets their client and explores the topology of the Oafan ship, which is older than the human race. It’s a giant blimp with a mostly hollow interior and a pole around the center axis.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-04-20 heads to] and enters the giant cylindrical Oafan space station [[Eina-Afa]], which is 81,000 km long.&lt;br /&gt;
* Inside the space station, Tagon meets with the centaur-like [[Admiral Fphlessce]] at the [[Prabstdi]] vessel &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Mothership]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-04-28 2013-04-28]), and threatens him into letting him investigate the station. Ennesby steals a code from the Admiral’s handbrain that will allow &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; to teraport once.&lt;br /&gt;
* After following a shaft into the space station, Ventura uses the ship’s lasers to burn a wooden wall blocking the way. This starts a huge fire.&lt;br /&gt;
* The company meets one of the “scary flying things” they are being paid to hunt ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-05-12 2013-05-12]), dubs it “Kong”, and starts chasing it. At this point they can see the artifical sky on the walls of the space station, the “can full of sky”.&lt;br /&gt;
* After Tagon calls an officers meeting at which there is food, the officers are happy to learn that [[Liz]] has improved [[Chef Sergeant Ch&amp;#039;vorthq|Chef Ch’vorthq]]’s meals by serving it before he had the chance to puree everything with his whisk.&lt;br /&gt;
* After Sergeant Murtaugh gives challenge coins to Liz and Ch’vorthq in thanks, Liz describes some of the psychology behind the practice of challenge coins, suggesting that Murtaugh is (perhaps unconsciously) trying to grab power. (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-05-26 2013-05-26)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ennesby is chosen to lead a team to attack the flying thing. His team, including Schlock and Murtaugh, drop out of the ship to follow two camera drones. Murtaugh is hazed by not being given a hardsuit, and having to fly in only her flight-capable uniform, which has no autopilot.&lt;br /&gt;
* The squad lands on a giant cable (cylinder) in the middle of the space station, having been dubbed team “Xeno”. They take samples of the xenobiology: moss, and giant winged spider-like bugs that they fight. Kevyn uses a program to start looking for “alien DNA” in the samples.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tagon renegotiates the contract with Ambassador Hioefua, since the Prabstdi told him earlier than they had no money to pay him with. Rather than Tagon having to kill everything threatening to the Oafa in the station – which would be almost everything – Hioefua tells him where to find the ruins of an older civilization which may still have ships that could be worth something, as proof of payment.&lt;br /&gt;
* The fire Ventura started comes roaring around the central spindle, having continued, and is now “the size of Brazil”.&lt;br /&gt;
* Team Xeno fires their plasma guns to deplete a lightning storm they are heading into.&lt;br /&gt;
* Para Ventura gives &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; an avatar on Captain Tagon’s request. ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-07-17 2013-07-17])&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; confronts Ennesby about signs of having trapped another AI inside him – the remnants of Tagii, who we have seen him conversing without throughout this chapter. Ventura seizes Ennesby and starts diagnostics. Tagon confronts her.&lt;br /&gt;
* Captain Tagon calls the Prabsdti, only for them to tell him that they are being attacked by drones that flew down the shaft they went up. Then the connection is lost. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; tells Tagon that the T.A.D. field of the Prabstdi is down, but another T.A.D. field by an unknown party is up.&lt;br /&gt;
* Team Xeno explores another section of the ground (Eina-Afa’s interior surface), still trying to understand the local biology. They enrage a green dinosaur-thing by sampling a leaf that was part of its tail. They escape it by flying up using their suits and decide to move on to somewhere else.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura spells out Tagon’s dilemma of whether to let Ventura fix Ennesby or not ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-08-07 2013-08-07]), then resolves it by telling &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; to take orders only from Captain Kaff Tagon. She starts working on Ennesby.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tagon works with Bristlecone and Kathryn to analyze how to exit the station and save the Prabstdi. After finding that the doors are locked, they look for an emergency exit at the end of the habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
* The ground team finds a giant wall that they reason is a baffle to prevent hurricanes. Kathryn and Tagon discuss what the habitat might be for.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura starts separating Tagii from Ennesby’s mind.&lt;br /&gt;
* A hatch opens in the station, and missiles fly towards the ship ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-09-01 2013-09-01]). The ship destroys them, and the hatch closes up again.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bristlecone and the analyst team realize that the reason the habitat has plants growing everywhere is that occasional hurricanes blow dirt everywhere. The ship comes upon the empty space where a baffle would be that allows the hurricanes to form ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-09-18 2013-09-18]). General Tagon theorizes that a baffle was present originally, but was knocked down by some enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura is having trouble figuring out a way to separate Tagii from Ennesby without damaging Ennesby’s mind. (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-10-04 2013-10-04)&lt;br /&gt;
* Schlock gets eaten by a giant sea creature while attempting to sample it. Nick gets himself eaten too to aid him. Schlock and Nick kill the sea creature and escape from inside it ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-10-27 2013-10-27]).&lt;br /&gt;
* Elf is in charge while Captain Tagon takes a nap. She tries to break into the spindle by attacking a section of a godwall (baffle) that was repaired with weaker material.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Captain Tagon wakes and goes to get food, Liz gives him solid food. She negotiates a double-pay job in the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lieutenant Shore Pibald|Pi]] smells something burning near the kitchen. [[Lieutenant Commander Shodan|Shodan]] talks with [[Chef Sergeant Ch&amp;#039;vorthq|Chef Ch’vorthq]] and finds that Ch’vorthq is feeling so betrayed and angry, his original biological function as an explosive is starting to reactivate ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-10-25 2013-10-25]).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tagon hurries Ch’vorthq and a surgery team led by [[Tailor]] out of the ship and onto the godwall. The ship is attacked by a larger swarm of drones than before, and the ship has to leave the surgery team. Tagon finishes breaking through the weak section of the godwall and flees into it to fight the drone-missiles in a more enclosed space, which gives him a tactical advantage. After a third of the drones are destroyed, no more drones try to enter the godwall and attack the ship.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-17 Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies]====&lt;br /&gt;
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* After Liz pulls a “coin check” and the Captain doesn’t have his coin, for the favor she is thus owed, she asks Tagon to not survive by being “lucky” like they just did, and start surviving by being cunning.&lt;br /&gt;
* The surgery team tries to save Ch’vorthq’s brain while his body starts the countdown to exploding.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura slows Ennesby and Tagii down to real-time so she can ask Tagii “in person” to move from inside Ennesby into another computer.&lt;br /&gt;
* more…&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bristlecone&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is teraported into [[Eina-afa]], the Oafan blimp-ship. They can’t shoot without hitting their client’s ship and breaking their contract. The mercenaries hand the gold hostage cylinders to robots that arrive to collect them.&lt;br /&gt;
* more…&lt;br /&gt;
* Tagon learns that the enemy is providing electrical power to the Oafan ship. He tells Ventura to use that connection to hack the enemy. Since the access point is on the central strut of the ship, a team of mercenaries helps Ventura, Ennesby/Tagii, and her equipment get onto there, by pulling on a rope that they wound all the way around the strut.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ventura realizes that since Ennesby’s original hardware was meant to hold multiple personalities (the [[New Sync Boys]]), Ennesby wasn’t corrupted by having Tagii move in with him. Rather, Tagii was inserted as a separate, sapient entity. This resolves the trust issue between Ennesby and Tagii. ([http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-01-26 2014-01-26])&lt;br /&gt;
* The enemy starts trying to communicate with Eina-afa. Ennesby and Tagii agree that Tagii will upload herself to the ship to perform the hack, since Tagii can pretend to be the very old Oafan ship better, because she can better act out having gone crazy from loneliness. Ennesby is once again alone in his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
* more…&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 15: Delegates and Delegation== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Hey, here&amp;#039;s an idea. Let&amp;#039;s take a job back in Sol System, one of the few places in the galaxy where they know our names and want to arrest us.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-16 Part I: Confidence]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-30 Part II: Conflict]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-11-03 Part III: Conflagration]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 16: Big Dumb Objects== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Cans full of sky, balloons full of star, and rogue artificial planets full of death: They&amp;#039;re not dumb, but poking them to see how they work just might be&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-03-30 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-08-02 Part II]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-11-15 Part III]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-03-20 Part IV]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 17: A Little Immortality== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Maxim 45: The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-12-05 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Q: Are the John Ringo &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Troy Rising&amp;#039;&amp;#039; books canon?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Finally, a TOUGH question! I wish those Ringo books were canon, but no, they&amp;#039;re not. John and I haven&amp;#039;t compared notes in three years. We&amp;#039;ve diverged. We&amp;#039;d need a nuclear shoehorn to make these things fit in the same, consistent space. Hopefully that doesn&amp;#039;t ruin anybody&amp;#039;s fun. If you want to create a section for &amp;quot;Reconciling &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; with &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Troy Rising&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot; you have our blessing.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Q: I couldn&amp;#039;t find an answer on this page. How do I ask a question?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Use the &amp;quot;Discussion&amp;quot; tab on this page. Yes, you will need to be a member first.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:admin]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=FAQ&amp;diff=2391</id>
		<title>FAQ</title>
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		<updated>2017-08-02T21:43:50Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;==The Ovalkwiki FAQ== &lt;br /&gt;
You have questions? We have answers!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Q: I want to contribute. How do I do that?===&lt;br /&gt;
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A: Become a member [/index.php?title=Special:CreateAccount here], or use the &amp;quot;Create Account&amp;quot; link at the top of the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Q: I&amp;#039;m a Member. What should I be doing now?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Check out the [[The Ovalkwiki Rules of Engagement|Rules of Engagement]], and the [[Style Guide]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Q: I already read the RoE and the Style Guide. Now what?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Start writing Is there something you know about the Schlockiverse that isn&amp;#039;t listed here? Is there a character page for your favorite character yet? Don&amp;#039;t be afraid to click the Edit button, and don&amp;#039;t be afraid to link what you&amp;#039;re writing to existing pages. If you make a mess there are Organizers who can clean it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Q: Are the John Ringo &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Troy Rising&amp;#039;&amp;#039; books canon?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Finally, a TOUGH question! I wish those Ringo books were canon, but no, they&amp;#039;re not. John and I haven&amp;#039;t compared notes in three years. We&amp;#039;ve diverged. We&amp;#039;d need a nuclear shoehorn to make these things fit in the same, consistent space. Hopefully that doesn&amp;#039;t ruin anybody&amp;#039;s fun. If you want to create a section for &amp;quot;Reconciling &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; with &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Troy Rising&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot; you have our blessing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Q: I couldn&amp;#039;t find an answer on this page. How do I ask a question?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A: Use the &amp;quot;Discussion&amp;quot; tab on this page. Yes, you will need to be a member first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:admin]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sidebar&amp;diff=2390</id>
		<title>MediaWiki:Sidebar</title>
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		<updated>2017-08-02T21:41:09Z</updated>

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		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=The_Ovalkwiki_Rules_of_Engagement&amp;diff=2388</id>
		<title>The Ovalkwiki Rules of Engagement</title>
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		<updated>2017-08-02T21:34:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Protected &amp;quot;The Ovalkwiki Rules of Engagement&amp;quot; ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;=Ovalkwiki Exists for Three Reasons= &lt;br /&gt;
# ====&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Entertainment!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;==== &lt;br /&gt;
# ====&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Make Howard&amp;#039;s Job Easier!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;==== &lt;br /&gt;
# ====&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flatten the learning curve for new readers of the comic.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;==== &lt;br /&gt;
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To these ends, we have some general guidelines, some more complicated formatting guidelines, a [[FAQ]], and some potentially tedious and mind-numbing, nit-picky, persnickety sorts of rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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==General Guidelines== &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you want to be a Member, you can be!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Members are allowed to edit pages and contribute content to make Ovalkwiki more useful, especially in support of the enumerated list above.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you&amp;#039;ve got a question, ask!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There is a single discussion forum for this wiki -- if you&amp;#039;ve got page-specific questions, be sure to reference the page&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;If you&amp;#039;ve got a suggestion, make it!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Again, the discussion forum is a good place for this.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Organizers are promoted from among the Members.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Organizers have a higher-level editorial role, and serve not only as editors but also as moderators should things threaten to slip out of hand. Members who demonstrate particular aptitude may be invited to become Organizers, assuming we need the help at that level.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Organizers are there for a reason.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Per their title, Organizers help us all by organizing the rich content you create and making it more (circular definition in three... two... one...) organized. Organizers are the ones who may re-template your page, or even re-define a whole set of templates underneath many pages. We need this. Howard needs this, especially.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Howard&amp;#039;s Word Trumps All.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; While the previous entries may have made this sound like a democratic meritocracy, there is a despot at the head of Ovalkwiki. He is mostly benign, but he is also the final point of arbitration, the sole holder of veto power, and the one paying the bills here. Yes, many of you have spent money with him enabling him to pay these bills. This is why his despotism is benign, his arbitration even-handed, and his vetoes carefully considered.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Play Nice.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You share a passion with the other people here. Build on that common ground. Make new friends. And please don&amp;#039;t use profanity, obscenity, or vulgar language.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Formatting Guidelines== &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;New pages should be created from a template.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; For instance, if a particular character page does not yet exist, you can create a page for that character, but you should select the &amp;quot;Character&amp;quot; page template when prompted. This will help you organize the information the same way it&amp;#039;s been organized on similar pages, making the whole site easier to use.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;When no template exists, forge ahead on a blank one.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Let&amp;#039;s say you want to create a page about the non-alcoholic beverages of the Schlockiverse. You&amp;#039;ve read the archives, you know about Popso, Ovalkwik, and Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik. You want to write down what you know. GO FOR IT. Don&amp;#039;t let the absence of a &amp;quot;Food &amp;amp; Drink&amp;quot; template stop you.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;All &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; comics and footnotes are canon.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; As canon, they&amp;#039;re fair game. If you see Tagon using his left hand to fire a weapon, then he&amp;#039;s left-handed. If you see him also using his RIGHT hand, then he&amp;#039;s probably ambidextrous. Tagon&amp;#039;s character page should then indicate that he has shown no particular preference regarding handedness.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cite references!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Some of the most fun you&amp;#039;ll have is linking strips to prove points you make in here. Yes, it is entirely possible that we&amp;#039;ll find strip canon conflicting with itself, in which case call attention to the fact. But don&amp;#039;t call Howard stupid or careless. He&amp;#039;s probably got a very good explanation for the issue.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;No Fan-fic, Please.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sorry to spoil some of the fun. You may have a very clever idea about how Popso and Ovalkwik used to be owned by the same company and then the stockholders got duped into selling off one of the product lines when Breya Andreyasn&amp;#039;s great-great-great-grandmother blah ramble fanfic etc. If the origin of something is unknown, let it remain so. If, however, there is a tangentially-related item in strip canon somewhere, call attention to that. You might even speculate about a closer relationship, provided you do so in a manner that makes it clear that this is editorial commentary rather than canon.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;We like images!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Schlock Mercenary&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is sequential art, after all. Sometimes you&amp;#039;ll need to include a picture in order to complete a page. Any images, including strips, from the Schlock Mercenary website can be included here, and yes, &amp;quot;deep-linking&amp;quot; is okay. You may also crop panels. If an image needs to be further altered, however, please ask first. This is one of those cases where Howard has the final say for very good reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;External Links are just fine&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;. There may be pages that need external, non-Schlock links. Science articles would make great links for additional reading. Howard misses &amp;quot;[http://web.archive.org/web/20090107030618/http://www.schlockmercenary.com/chalain-vasimr.html Chalain&amp;#039;s Science Corner]&amp;quot; in which we learned that Schlock&amp;#039;s plasma cannon has a lot in common with the VASIMIR ion drive.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Persnickety, Mind-Numbing Nit-picks&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;== &lt;br /&gt;
* **You&amp;#039;re probably looking for the [[Style Guide]] at this point...**&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:admin]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:contributor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:faq]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:organizer]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Administrata&amp;diff=2387</id>
		<title>Administrata</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Administrata&amp;diff=2387"/>
		<updated>2017-08-02T21:34:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Protected &amp;quot;Administrata&amp;quot; ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is for more detailed guidelines and rules beyond the Rules of Engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
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Or, maybe not.&lt;br /&gt;
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Howard here. I think this page can use some hijacking, because I need a way to suggest direction without spamming everybody. So. Page hijacked. MOVING RIGHT ALONG...&lt;br /&gt;
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My thoughts:&lt;br /&gt;
# There needs to be a way for me to enter canonical &amp;quot;original authorial material&amp;quot; on pretty much every page. Since we cannot protect individual parts of pages, I&amp;#039;d like to propose an addition to all templates, maybe a section called &amp;quot;Author&amp;#039;s Notes&amp;quot;. - (exists now in all templates, sas137)&lt;br /&gt;
# We need images. I&amp;#039;m sitting on a goldmine (the motherlode, the vein to end all veins, whatever) but I don&amp;#039;t have time to properly go after what&amp;#039;s in it, nor do I know what you need. So what we all need is a method whereby I provide high-resolution files to somebody who has the time and inclination to crop, lasso, and otherwise polish these bits for use here.&lt;br /&gt;
# How do y&amp;#039;all feel about fan art? Not fan-fic, fan ART. Specifically, do you think that Ovalkwiki would make a good home for Schlock Mercenary fan art? Discuss!&lt;br /&gt;
# We&amp;#039;re going to need a small cadre of new organizers -- active ones, who will step up to take some of the load off of Jason &amp;quot;FreeRangeOyster&amp;quot; Dyck&amp;#039;s shoulders. (Note: his surname is pronounced &amp;quot;dike,&amp;quot; like the thing that prevents the oceans of chaos from sweeping the cultivated lowlands into oblivion. Fitting, yes?) There is HUGE potential for hurt feelings and bruised egos in this dicussion, so be careful. Aaaand discuss.&lt;br /&gt;
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That&amp;#039;s all I&amp;#039;ve got for now. If you have specific questions for me, specifically, please so specify in the discussion thread. Did I use &amp;quot;specific&amp;quot; redundantly enough? And now, I need to go ink a week of comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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--Howard, June 15th 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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Comments&lt;br /&gt;
# Author&amp;#039;s notes sounds OK unless someone comes up with a more Schlocky title. On that point, Howard has made several cameo appearances in the strip, and maybe there is a catchy name somewhere in that. I tried to look them up but got horribly sidetracked.&lt;br /&gt;
# I can do a bit of this. Big question here is how to make the files available to those who need them when they need them. Slightly smaller question is how to decide which images are needed, and where. This could be dealt with to some extent by an image request page.&lt;br /&gt;
# Why not? Some will be good, some won&amp;#039;t.I can live with that.&lt;br /&gt;
# I can help if needed. My availability tends to be sporadic.&lt;br /&gt;
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---Peter, June 16th 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:admin]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:organizers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Style_Guide&amp;diff=2386</id>
		<title>Style Guide</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Style_Guide&amp;diff=2386"/>
		<updated>2017-08-02T21:34:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: Protected &amp;quot;Style Guide&amp;quot; ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;These guidelines are here to encourage consistency, which should facilitate both the creation and consumption of Ovalkwiki content. Some of these points are obvious. Some are not. Some might be confusing to implement (especially if you&amp;#039;ve never used the Widgets feature.) But they&amp;#039;re all here for a reason.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Each of the existing page categories has a corresponding template&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
** Please use the appropriate template when creating a new page.&lt;br /&gt;
** Note that each template provides basic layout, and offers suggestions regarding which content goes where.&lt;br /&gt;
** If a template does not exist (i.e. you are starting a new category), improvise from one similar to your needs.&lt;br /&gt;
** Articles can be edited later when a new template is established for that category. Don&amp;#039;t let the absence of a template keep you from writing that article your fingers are just burning to write.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Tags are vital&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tags are used to group articles in categories, sub-categories, sub-sub-categories, etc. and thereby to automatically fill certain lists of articles.&lt;br /&gt;
** Usually a tag will be added as part of the page template you select. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;To tag an existing page, go to the &amp;quot;Page&amp;quot; tab and select &amp;quot;Details and Tags&amp;quot; from the drop-down menu.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
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=As of the beginning of the current book...= &lt;br /&gt;
==Be warned, there are major spoilers herein!== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[two paragraph summary of who the main players are]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The latest book starts 12/5/2016... summary to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=The Books= &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book1ToH-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 1: The Tub of Happiness== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
This is the first 507 days of Schlock Mercenary. Meet Schlock when he enlists, meet Breya when she buys the company he enlisted with, and meet Captain Tagon, who doesn&amp;#039;t want to take orders from a woman. **This 240-page collection of strips is in print, and you can buy it [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TOH here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12 Meet The Mercenaries]&lt;br /&gt;
in which many people join Tagon&amp;#039;s toughs, and a bitter enemy is acquired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-24 Diplomatic Pouch of Doom]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs encounter a very strange ambassador sent to deal with an explosive situation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-28 Mini-Adventure Number One]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs decide to relax and go to a bar.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-04 Everybody&amp;#039;s Gotta Eat]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs go out to a restaurant&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-24 BOARDERS!!]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must take their own ship from the hands of zealous food-service commandos and the sinister plots of the partnership collective.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-08 The Shopping Trip]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon makes a great many business decisions with which Breya is less than happy.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-03 Bureaucracy Bountiful]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs face lines that have spawned religions, save a lawyer, and find a surprise in an ancient computer.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 Bombs Ahoy]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must escape powerful bombs planted by the partnership collective without destroying Luna.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-26 Bounty Hunting]&lt;br /&gt;
In which the toughs find out why a no-weapons policy for visitors makes sense even in an office building.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-03-21 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs acquire an excellent deal with an interesting catch.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-02 Interlude: Interrogation]&lt;br /&gt;
in which even the narrator gets confused.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-09 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the plumbing problems become a minor concern.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-05-14 Battle for the Wormgate]&lt;br /&gt;
in which winning a space battle isn&amp;#039;t everything.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-18 Union Blues]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs try to do less violent work.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-25 Interrogation Interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
in which a copy of an old friend must be rescued.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-07-30 Equivocated Prevarication]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon is faced with a difficult decision.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 Magic Dream-Land]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs are paid to prevent hurting people and breaking things.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2001]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs battle monsters on a space ship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book2TPW-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 2: The Teraport Wars== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#039;ve met the mercenaries. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill or be killed. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill AND be killed. Now see them recover lost body parts, fight in the biggest war on record, and create an entire demographic of clones. **This positively ginormous assemblage of 493 strips, the second (and demonstrably better) half of the first 1000 in the archives fills 228 pages of book, and is available [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TPW here.]**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
====Quest for Second Sight==== &lt;br /&gt;
..in which Schlock hires the company to help him steal a fresh set of eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-11-11 Part I - Through The Ages]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the company learns of bits and pieces of Schlock&amp;#039;s past.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-12-31 Part II - Through a Darkened Glass]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the resident mad scientist gets his first command.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-02-10 Part III - Through The Roof]&lt;br /&gt;
====The Teraport Wars==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which we find that Admiral Breya Andreyasn has started a fight that the whole galaxy may need to help her finish.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-15 Part I - Kickin&amp;#039; Buuthandi and Takin&amp;#039; Names]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-05-26 Part II - A Whole New Can o&amp;#039; Wormgates]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-06-20 Part III - F&amp;#039;Sherl-Ganni or Cut Bait]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-07-21 Part IV - Any Teraport in a Storm]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-08-26 Epilogue - Send in the Clones]&lt;br /&gt;
====Petey Promoted==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which everybody&amp;#039;s favorite psychopathic, schizophrenic, cuddly, suicidally-inclined Artificial Intelligence is given a little bit of rope.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-02 Sawed-Off Schlockgun]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-08 Filling the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2002]&lt;br /&gt;
====Post Post-Dated Check Loan==== &lt;br /&gt;
... well, that last bit could have worked out better. But things could be worse, right?&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-02 Part I - Raising Capital Offensive]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-25 Part II - Tandem Acts of Kindness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-12-15 Part III - Handsome Ransom]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-01-05 Part IV - Tempestuous Fugitives]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-09 Part V - Might Makes Right-Of-Way]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book3UNM-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 3: Under New Management== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Sergeant Schlock, and the rest of &amp;quot;Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs&amp;quot; have been dragooned into hunting down an old friend. The trick isn&amp;#039;t finding her. The trick is surviving long enough to get paid. **This 80-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-UNM here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-09 Part I - The REALLY Clever Monkeys]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-28 Part II - Tonight&amp;#039;s Top Story]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-05-26 Part III - Board of Accidental Tourism]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-11 Part IV - Under New Management]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book4TBB-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 4: The Blackness Between== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company finally track down Admiral Breya. Explosions explode, treachery treaches, and the gorillas get naked. **This 100-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBB here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-24 Part I - Needle in a Haystack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-22 Part II - Breya in the Zoojack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-10-05 Part III - Trouble in the Outjack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-17 Part IV - A Little First Contact]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-01-04 Part V - Backstabbing on the Fast Track]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-14 Epilogue - Taking a Crack at Payback]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book5SIA-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Admiral Breya, and their little fleet go hunting for work and spare parts... but not adventure. No, that was NOT what they were looking for. **This 80-page book can be acquired [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SIA here], and is also available with the first four volumes in a boxed set known as &amp;quot;[http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-MC1 Munitions Canister I].&amp;quot;**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-15 Part I: Hand to Mouth]&lt;br /&gt;
[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-04-25|Part II: A Hand of Acey&amp;#039;s (CSI Parody)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-05-31 Part III: Handle With Care]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-01 Part IV: Hand it Over]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-29 Part V: Many Hands Make Light Work]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book6RMS-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company take a vacation, take a new job, and make some powerful new enemies. And then they discover that the galaxy may just need saving....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in July of 2010, you can get this 144-page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-RMS here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-09-12 Part I: Primate Principio]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-11-01 Part III: Life&amp;#039;s a Beach]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-01-10 Part IV: Old Habits Die Hard]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-10 Part V: Instant Replay]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book7EPD-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
The Toughs get a new ride, an old vacation, and a chance to be on TV. Meanwhile, in the galactic core...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2011, you can get this 176 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-EPD here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-07-24 Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-07 Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-01-02 Part IV: Touch and Go]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-02-12 Part V: Glamour Assault]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-05-28 Part VI: Long Arm of the Law]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SM-SEOS-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Somehow Kevyn, Elf, Schlock, Brad, Nick, and Pronto have gotten themselves into primitive circumstances. Maybe things will get better if they make them worse first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2012, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SEOS here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plot Synopsis&lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-08-17 Part I: Jeopardy]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-11-01 Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-10 Part IV: Do You Mind if I Rewind?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-01-28 Part V: Dropping The Other Shoe]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-03-25 Part VI: ...And Into The Fire]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SM-TBP-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 9: The Body Politic== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
How much money do you need in order to swallow your pride (and sanity) and rescue a mortal enemy? How many times can you get paid for stealing the same corpse? How many of those payments will you actually remember to collect?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in August of 2013, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBP here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-05-20 Part I: King for a Day]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-25 Part II: Royal Flush]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2007]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-01 Part IV: We Kept The Party Hats]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-12-09 Part V: Collecting]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-10 Part VI: Thanks for the Memories]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
New memories, new recruits, and a new contract. Welcome to Credomar, where things look like they can&amp;#039;t possibly be made any worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-29 Prologue: Drydock]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-05-01 Part I: Wet Feet]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-22 Part II: Enter the Longshoreman]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2008 - A Wrinkle in Time ]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-02 Part IV: Fuller&amp;#039;s Soap]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-01-04 Part V: The Longshoreman&amp;#039;s Apocalypse]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-02-03 Epilogue]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 11: Massively Parallel== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Our merry band splits into four commands to raise money for repairs. They are going to get interrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-02 Prologue: Meanwhile, At The Galactic Core]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-08 Part I: High Olympus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-04-27 Part II: Barsoom Circus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-09-03 Part III: Credomar Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-29 Part IV: Mallcop Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-06-23 Part V: Command and Conquer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 12: Force Multiplication== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Doctor Bunnigus makes a house call. It couldn&amp;#039;t be that easy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-11-29 Part I: Black and White]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We don&amp;#039;t take kindly to your type around here&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m a doctor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That what I said&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(not actual dialog from this story)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-27 Part II: Mass and Might]&lt;br /&gt;
We meet (among others) Shep&amp;#039;s mom, a hooded stranger, and an evil doctor, and learn that Shep is upset that he can now only barely bench-press three times his own weight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-15 Part III: Fight or Flight]&lt;br /&gt;
While Schlock &amp;#039;&amp;#039;loves&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a good bath, we learn how he &amp;#039;&amp;#039;really&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cleans himself.&lt;br /&gt;
Favorite line:&lt;br /&gt;
Schlock: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s sort of icky, but naked headless zombie Xinchub was worse&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
In which we will find ancient puzzles, modern problems, and lots and lots of Gavs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-11-13 Part I: Read]&lt;br /&gt;
Brain surgery for everyone! The Gavs hire the Toughs for security on an ancient wandering artifact. Bunni &amp;amp; Theo get married (&amp;#039;&amp;#039;again&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, but they don&amp;#039;t remember that).&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-29 Part II: Write]&lt;br /&gt;
The Gavs aren&amp;#039;t &amp;quot;Gavs&amp;quot; anymore. And a zombie. Road trip to MallONE!&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-08-19 Part III: Execute]&lt;br /&gt;
The A.I. goes feral, a DaME and the UNS brings a battleplate to the party. Oh, and Schlock gets &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;armor&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 14: Broken Wind== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
No ship, no job, and no prospects. But somebody did just pop a sapient balloon. Let&amp;#039;s find out what&amp;#039;s inside...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW BIG?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Engineering feats lose their punch after you&amp;#039;ve popped the containment system somebody built around a star&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Challenge Coins!&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW OLD?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, the feral A.I. from last book isn&amp;#039;t dead?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-01 Part I: Breath and Business]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-24 Part II: Can Full of Sky]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-17 Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies ]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 15: Delegates and Delegation== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Hey, here&amp;#039;s an idea. Let&amp;#039;s take a job back in Sol System, one of the few places in the galaxy where they know our names and want to arrest us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-16 Part I: Confidence]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-30 Part II: Conflict]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-11-03 Part III: Conflagration]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 16: Big Dumb Objects== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Cans full of sky, balloons full of star, and rogue artificial planets full of death: They&amp;#039;re not dumb, but poking them to see how they work just might be&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-03-30 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-08-02 Part II]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-11-15 Part III]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-03-20 Part IV]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 17: A Little Immortality== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Maxim 45: The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-12-05 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Speculation= &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=External References= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Our Story Thus Far</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: /* The Books */&lt;/p&gt;
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=As of the beginning of the current book...= &lt;br /&gt;
==Be warned, there are major spoilers herein!== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[two paragraph summary of who the main players are]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The latest book starts 12/5/2016... summary to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=The Books= &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book1ToH-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 1: The Tub of Happiness== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
This is the first 507 days of Schlock Mercenary. Meet Schlock when he enlists, meet Breya when she buys the company he enlisted with, and meet Captain Tagon, who doesn&amp;#039;t want to take orders from a woman. **This 240-page collection of strips is in print, and you can buy it [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TOH here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12 Meet The Mercenaries]&lt;br /&gt;
in which many people join Tagon&amp;#039;s toughs, and a bitter enemy is acquired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-24 Diplomatic Pouch of Doom]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs encounter a very strange ambassador sent to deal with an explosive situation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-28 Mini-Adventure Number One]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs decide to relax and go to a bar.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-04 Everybody&amp;#039;s Gotta Eat]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs go out to a restaurant&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-24 BOARDERS!!]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must take their own ship from the hands of zealous food-service commandos and the sinister plots of the partnership collective.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-08 The Shopping Trip]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon makes a great many business decisions with which Breya is less than happy.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-03 Bureaucracy Bountiful]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs face lines that have spawned religions, save a lawyer, and find a surprise in an ancient computer.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 Bombs Ahoy]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must escape powerful bombs planted by the partnership collective without destroying Luna.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-26 Bounty Hunting]&lt;br /&gt;
In which the toughs find out why a no-weapons policy for visitors makes sense even in an office building.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-03-21 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs acquire an excellent deal with an interesting catch.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-02 Interlude: Interrogation]&lt;br /&gt;
in which even the narrator gets confused.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-09 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the plumbing problems become a minor concern.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-05-14 Battle for the Wormgate]&lt;br /&gt;
in which winning a space battle isn&amp;#039;t everything.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-18 Union Blues]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs try to do less violent work.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-25 Interrogation Interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
in which a copy of an old friend must be rescued.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-07-30 Equivocated Prevarication]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon is faced with a difficult decision.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 Magic Dream-Land]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs are paid to prevent hurting people and breaking things.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2001]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs battle monsters on a space ship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book2TPW-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 2: The Teraport Wars== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#039;ve met the mercenaries. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill or be killed. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill AND be killed. Now see them recover lost body parts, fight in the biggest war on record, and create an entire demographic of clones. **This positively ginormous assemblage of 493 strips, the second (and demonstrably better) half of the first 1000 in the archives fills 228 pages of book, and is available [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TPW here.]**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
====Quest for Second Sight==== &lt;br /&gt;
..in which Schlock hires the company to help him steal a fresh set of eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-11-11 Part I - Through The Ages]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the company learns of bits and pieces of Schlock&amp;#039;s past.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-12-31 Part II - Through a Darkened Glass]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the resident mad scientist gets his first command.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-02-10 Part III - Through The Roof]&lt;br /&gt;
====The Teraport Wars==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which we find that Admiral Breya Andreyasn has started a fight that the whole galaxy may need to help her finish.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-15 Part I - Kickin&amp;#039; Buuthandi and Takin&amp;#039; Names]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-05-26 Part II - A Whole New Can o&amp;#039; Wormgates]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-06-20 Part III - F&amp;#039;Sherl-Ganni or Cut Bait]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-07-21 Part IV - Any Teraport in a Storm]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-08-26 Epilogue - Send in the Clones]&lt;br /&gt;
====Petey Promoted==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which everybody&amp;#039;s favorite psychopathic, schizophrenic, cuddly, suicidally-inclined Artificial Intelligence is given a little bit of rope.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-02 Sawed-Off Schlockgun]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-08 Filling the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2002]&lt;br /&gt;
====Post Post-Dated Check Loan==== &lt;br /&gt;
... well, that last bit could have worked out better. But things could be worse, right?&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-02 Part I - Raising Capital Offensive]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-25 Part II - Tandem Acts of Kindness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-12-15 Part III - Handsome Ransom]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-01-05 Part IV - Tempestuous Fugitives]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-09 Part V - Might Makes Right-Of-Way]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Book3UNM-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 3: Under New Management== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Sergeant Schlock, and the rest of &amp;quot;Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs&amp;quot; have been dragooned into hunting down an old friend. The trick isn&amp;#039;t finding her. The trick is surviving long enough to get paid. **This 80-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-UNM here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-09 Part I - The REALLY Clever Monkeys]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-28 Part II - Tonight&amp;#039;s Top Story]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-05-26 Part III - Board of Accidental Tourism]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-11 Part IV - Under New Management]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Book4TBB-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 4: The Blackness Between== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company finally track down Admiral Breya. Explosions explode, treachery treaches, and the gorillas get naked. **This 100-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBB here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-24 Part I - Needle in a Haystack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-22 Part II - Breya in the Zoojack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-10-05 Part III - Trouble in the Outjack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-17 Part IV - A Little First Contact]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-01-04 Part V - Backstabbing on the Fast Track]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-14 Epilogue - Taking a Crack at Payback]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book5SIA-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Admiral Breya, and their little fleet go hunting for work and spare parts... but not adventure. No, that was NOT what they were looking for. **This 80-page book can be acquired [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SIA here], and is also available with the first four volumes in a boxed set known as &amp;quot;[http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-MC1 Munitions Canister I].&amp;quot;**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-15 Part I: Hand to Mouth]&lt;br /&gt;
[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-04-25|Part II: A Hand of Acey&amp;#039;s (CSI Parody)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-05-31 Part III: Handle With Care]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-01 Part IV: Hand it Over]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-29 Part V: Many Hands Make Light Work]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book6RMS-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company take a vacation, take a new job, and make some powerful new enemies. And then they discover that the galaxy may just need saving....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in July of 2010, you can get this 144-page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-RMS here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-09-12 Part I: Primate Principio]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-11-01 Part III: Life&amp;#039;s a Beach]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-01-10 Part IV: Old Habits Die Hard]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-10 Part V: Instant Replay]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book7EPD-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
The Toughs get a new ride, an old vacation, and a chance to be on TV. Meanwhile, in the galactic core...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2011, you can get this 176 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-EPD here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-07-24 Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-07 Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-01-02 Part IV: Touch and Go]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-02-12 Part V: Glamour Assault]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-05-28 Part VI: Long Arm of the Law]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:SM-SEOS-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Somehow Kevyn, Elf, Schlock, Brad, Nick, and Pronto have gotten themselves into primitive circumstances. Maybe things will get better if they make them worse first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2012, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SEOS here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plot Synopsis&lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-08-17 Part I: Jeopardy]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-11-01 Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-10 Part IV: Do You Mind if I Rewind?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-01-28 Part V: Dropping The Other Shoe]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-03-25 Part VI: ...And Into The Fire]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:SM-TBP-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 9: The Body Politic== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
How much money do you need in order to swallow your pride (and sanity) and rescue a mortal enemy? How many times can you get paid for stealing the same corpse? How many of those payments will you actually remember to collect?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in August of 2013, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBP here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-05-20 Part I: King for a Day]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-25 Part II: Royal Flush]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2007]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-01 Part IV: We Kept The Party Hats]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-12-09 Part V: Collecting]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-10 Part VI: Thanks for the Memories]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
New memories, new recruits, and a new contract. Welcome to Credomar, where things look like they can&amp;#039;t possibly be made any worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-29 Prologue: Drydock]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-05-01 Part I: Wet Feet]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-22 Part II: Enter the Longshoreman]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2008 - A Wrinkle in Time ]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-02 Part IV: Fuller&amp;#039;s Soap]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-01-04 Part V: The Longshoreman&amp;#039;s Apocalypse]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-02-03 Epilogue]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 11: Massively Parallel== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Our merry band splits into four commands to raise money for repairs. They are going to get interrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-02 Prologue: Meanwhile, At The Galactic Core]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-08 Part I: High Olympus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-04-27 Part II: Barsoom Circus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-09-03 Part III: Credomar Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-29 Part IV: Mallcop Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-06-23 Part V: Command and Conquer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 12: Force Multiplication== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Doctor Bunnigus makes a house call. It couldn&amp;#039;t be that easy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-11-29 Part I: Black and White]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We don&amp;#039;t take kindly to your type around here&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m a doctor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That what I said&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(not actual dialog from this story)&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-27 Part II: Mass and Might]&lt;br /&gt;
We meet (among others) Shep&amp;#039;s mom, a hooded stranger, and an evil doctor, and learn that Shep is upset that he can now only barely bench-press three times his own weight.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-15 Part III: Fight or Flight]&lt;br /&gt;
While Schlock &amp;#039;&amp;#039;loves&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a good bath, we learn how he &amp;#039;&amp;#039;really&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cleans himself.&lt;br /&gt;
Favorite line:&lt;br /&gt;
Schlock: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s sort of icky, but naked headless zombie Xinchub was worse&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
In which we will find ancient puzzles, modern problems, and lots and lots of Gavs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-11-13 Part I: Read]&lt;br /&gt;
Brain surgery for everyone! The Gavs hire the Toughs for security on an ancient wandering artifact. Bunni &amp;amp; Theo get married (&amp;#039;&amp;#039;again&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, but they don&amp;#039;t remember that).&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-29 Part II: Write]&lt;br /&gt;
The Gavs aren&amp;#039;t &amp;quot;Gavs&amp;quot; anymore. And a zombie. Road trip to MallONE!&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-08-19 Part III: Execute]&lt;br /&gt;
The A.I. goes feral, a DaME and the UNS brings a battleplate to the party. Oh, and Schlock gets &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;armor&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
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== == &lt;br /&gt;
==Book 14: Broken Wind== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
No ship, no job, and no prospects. But somebody did just pop a sapient balloon. Let&amp;#039;s find out what&amp;#039;s inside...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW BIG?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Engineering feats lose their punch after you&amp;#039;ve popped the containment system somebody built around a star&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Challenge Coins!&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW OLD?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, the feral A.I. from last book isn&amp;#039;t dead?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-01 Part I: Breath and Business]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-24 Part II: Can Full of Sky]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-17 Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies ]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 15: Delegates and Delegation== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Hey, here&amp;#039;s an idea. Let&amp;#039;s take a job back in Sol System, one of the few places in the galaxy where they know our names and want to arrest us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-16 Part I: Confidence]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-30 Part II: Conflict]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-11-03 Part III: Conflagration]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 16: Big Dumb Objects== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Cans full of sky, balloons full of star, and rogue artificial planets full of death: They&amp;#039;re not dumb, but poking them to see how they work just might be&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-03-30 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-08-02 Part II]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-11-15 Part III]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-03-20 Part IV]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 17: A Little Immortality== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Maxim 45: The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-12-05 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
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=Speculation= &lt;br /&gt;
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=External References= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<title>Our Story Thus Far</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
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=As of the beginning of the current book...= &lt;br /&gt;
==Be warned, there are major spoilers herein!== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[two paragraph summary of who the main players are]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The latest book starts 12/5/2016... summary to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=The Books= &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Book1ToH-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 1: The Tub of Happiness== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
This is the first 507 days of Schlock Mercenary. Meet Schlock when he enlists, meet Breya when she buys the company he enlisted with, and meet Captain Tagon, who doesn&amp;#039;t want to take orders from a woman. **This 240-page collection of strips is in print, and you can buy it [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TOH here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12 Meet The Mercenaries]&lt;br /&gt;
in which many people join Tagon&amp;#039;s toughs, and a bitter enemy is acquired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-24 Diplomatic Pouch of Doom]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs encounter a very strange ambassador sent to deal with an explosive situation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-28 Mini-Adventure Number One]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs decide to relax and go to a bar.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-04 Everybody&amp;#039;s Gotta Eat]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs go out to a restaurant&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-24 BOARDERS!!]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must take their own ship from the hands of zealous food-service commandos and the sinister plots of the partnership collective.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-08 The Shopping Trip]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon makes a great many business decisions with which Breya is less than happy.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-03 Bureaucracy Bountiful]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs face lines that have spawned religions, save a lawyer, and find a surprise in an ancient computer.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 Bombs Ahoy]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs must escape powerful bombs planted by the partnership collective without destroying Luna.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-26 Bounty Hunting]&lt;br /&gt;
In which the toughs find out why a no-weapons policy for visitors makes sense even in an office building.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-03-21 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs acquire an excellent deal with an interesting catch.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-02 Interlude: Interrogation]&lt;br /&gt;
in which even the narrator gets confused.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-04-09 Big Haunted Battleship]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the plumbing problems become a minor concern.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-05-14 Battle for the Wormgate]&lt;br /&gt;
in which winning a space battle isn&amp;#039;t everything.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-18 Union Blues]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs try to do less violent work.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-06-25 Interrogation Interruption]&lt;br /&gt;
in which a copy of an old friend must be rescued.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-07-30 Equivocated Prevarication]&lt;br /&gt;
in which Tagon is faced with a difficult decision.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-09-10 Magic Dream-Land]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs are paid to prevent hurting people and breaking things.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2001]&lt;br /&gt;
in which the toughs battle monsters on a space ship.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Book2TPW-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 2: The Teraport Wars== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
You&amp;#039;ve met the mercenaries. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill or be killed. You&amp;#039;ve seen them kill AND be killed. Now see them recover lost body parts, fight in the biggest war on record, and create an entire demographic of clones. **This positively ginormous assemblage of 493 strips, the second (and demonstrably better) half of the first 1000 in the archives fills 228 pages of book, and is available [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TPW here.]**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
====Quest for Second Sight==== &lt;br /&gt;
..in which Schlock hires the company to help him steal a fresh set of eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-11-11 Part I - Through The Ages]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the company learns of bits and pieces of Schlock&amp;#039;s past.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-12-31 Part II - Through a Darkened Glass]&lt;br /&gt;
...in which the resident mad scientist gets his first command.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-02-10 Part III - Through The Roof]&lt;br /&gt;
====The Teraport Wars==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which we find that Admiral Breya Andreyasn has started a fight that the whole galaxy may need to help her finish.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-15 Part I - Kickin&amp;#039; Buuthandi and Takin&amp;#039; Names]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-05-26 Part II - A Whole New Can o&amp;#039; Wormgates]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-06-20 Part III - F&amp;#039;Sherl-Ganni or Cut Bait]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-07-21 Part IV - Any Teraport in a Storm]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-08-26 Epilogue - Send in the Clones]&lt;br /&gt;
====Petey Promoted==== &lt;br /&gt;
...in which everybody&amp;#039;s favorite psychopathic, schizophrenic, cuddly, suicidally-inclined Artificial Intelligence is given a little bit of rope.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-02 Sawed-Off Schlockgun]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-09-08 Filling the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-01 Schlocktoberfest 2002]&lt;br /&gt;
====Post Post-Dated Check Loan==== &lt;br /&gt;
... well, that last bit could have worked out better. But things could be worse, right?&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-02 Part I - Raising Capital Offensive]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-11-25 Part II - Tandem Acts of Kindness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-12-15 Part III - Handsome Ransom]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-01-05 Part IV - Tempestuous Fugitives]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-09 Part V - Might Makes Right-Of-Way]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Book3UNM-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 3: Under New Management== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Sergeant Schlock, and the rest of &amp;quot;Tagon&amp;#039;s Toughs&amp;quot; have been dragooned into hunting down an old friend. The trick isn&amp;#039;t finding her. The trick is surviving long enough to get paid. **This 80-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-UNM here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-09 Part I - The REALLY Clever Monkeys]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-28 Part II - Tonight&amp;#039;s Top Story]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-05-26 Part III - Board of Accidental Tourism]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-11 Part IV - Under New Management]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book4TBB-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 4: The Blackness Between== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company finally track down Admiral Breya. Explosions explode, treachery treaches, and the gorillas get naked. **This 100-page book is in print, and can be purchased [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBB here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-08-24 Part I - Needle in a Haystack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-22 Part II - Breya in the Zoojack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-10-05 Part III - Trouble in the Outjack]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-11-17 Part IV - A Little First Contact]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-01-04 Part V - Backstabbing on the Fast Track]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-14 Epilogue - Taking a Crack at Payback]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book5SIA-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Captain Tagon, Admiral Breya, and their little fleet go hunting for work and spare parts... but not adventure. No, that was NOT what they were looking for. **This 80-page book can be acquired [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SIA here], and is also available with the first four volumes in a boxed set known as &amp;quot;[http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-MC1 Munitions Canister I].&amp;quot;**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-15 Part I: Hand to Mouth]&lt;br /&gt;
[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-04-25|Part II: A Hand of Acey&amp;#039;s (CSI Parody)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-05-31 Part III: Handle With Care]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-01 Part IV: Hand it Over]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-08-29 Part V: Many Hands Make Light Work]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book6RMS-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Tagon and company take a vacation, take a new job, and make some powerful new enemies. And then they discover that the galaxy may just need saving....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in July of 2010, you can get this 144-page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-RMS here]**.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-09-12 Part I: Primate Principio]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-11-01 Part III: Life&amp;#039;s a Beach]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-01-10 Part IV: Old Habits Die Hard]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-10 Part V: Instant Replay]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:Book7EPD-Cover.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
The Toughs get a new ride, an old vacation, and a chance to be on TV. Meanwhile, in the galactic core...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2011, you can get this 176 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-EPD here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-07-24 Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-07 Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-01-02 Part IV: Touch and Go]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-02-12 Part V: Glamour Assault]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-05-28 Part VI: Long Arm of the Law]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Somehow Kevyn, Elf, Schlock, Brad, Nick, and Pronto have gotten themselves into primitive circumstances. Maybe things will get better if they make them worse first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in June of 2012, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-SEOS here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plot Synopsis&lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-08-17 Part I: Jeopardy]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-10-01 Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-11-01 Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-10 Part IV: Do You Mind if I Rewind?]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-01-28 Part V: Dropping The Other Shoe]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-03-25 Part VI: ...And Into The Fire]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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=[[File:SM-TBP-2T.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Book 9: The Body Politic== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
How much money do you need in order to swallow your pride (and sanity) and rescue a mortal enemy? How many times can you get paid for stealing the same corpse? How many of those payments will you actually remember to collect?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Released in August of 2013, you can get this 128 page book [http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SM-TBP here].**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-05-20 Part I: King for a Day]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-25 Part II: Royal Flush]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2007]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-01 Part IV: We Kept The Party Hats]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-12-09 Part V: Collecting]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-10 Part VI: Thanks for the Memories]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
New memories, new recruits, and a new contract. Welcome to Credomar, where things look like they can&amp;#039;t possibly be made any worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-29 Prologue: Drydock]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-05-01 Part I: Wet Feet]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-22 Part II: Enter the Longshoreman]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-10-01 Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2008 - A Wrinkle in Time ]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-02 Part IV: Fuller&amp;#039;s Soap]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-01-04 Part V: The Longshoreman&amp;#039;s Apocalypse]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-02-03 Epilogue]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 11: Massively Parallel== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Our merry band splits into four commands to raise money for repairs. They are going to get interrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-02 Prologue: Meanwhile, At The Galactic Core]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-03-08 Part I: High Olympus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-04-27 Part II: Barsoom Circus Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-09-03 Part III: Credomar Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-29 Part IV: Mallcop Command]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-06-23 Part V: Command and Conquer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 12: Force Multiplication== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Doctor Bunnigus makes a house call. It couldn&amp;#039;t be that easy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-11-29 Part I: Black and White]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We don&amp;#039;t take kindly to your type around here&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m a doctor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That what I said&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(not actual dialog from this story)&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-27 Part II: Mass and Might]&lt;br /&gt;
We meet (among others) Shep&amp;#039;s mom, a hooded stranger, and an evil doctor, and learn that Shep is upset that he can now only barely bench-press three times his own weight.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-15 Part III: Fight or Flight]&lt;br /&gt;
While Schlock &amp;#039;&amp;#039;loves&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a good bath, we learn how he &amp;#039;&amp;#039;really&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cleans himself.&lt;br /&gt;
Favorite line:&lt;br /&gt;
Schlock: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s sort of icky, but naked headless zombie Xinchub was worse&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
In which we will find ancient puzzles, modern problems, and lots and lots of Gavs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-11-13 Part I: Read]&lt;br /&gt;
Brain surgery for everyone! The Gavs hire the Toughs for security on an ancient wandering artifact. Bunni &amp;amp; Theo get married (&amp;#039;&amp;#039;again&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, but they don&amp;#039;t remember that).&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-29 Part II: Write]&lt;br /&gt;
The Gavs aren&amp;#039;t &amp;quot;Gavs&amp;quot; anymore. And a zombie. Road trip to MallONE!&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-08-19 Part III: Execute]&lt;br /&gt;
The A.I. goes feral, a DaME and the UNS brings a battleplate to the party. Oh, and Schlock gets &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;armor&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
== == &lt;br /&gt;
==Book 14: Broken Wind== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
No ship, no job, and no prospects. But somebody did just pop a sapient balloon. Let&amp;#039;s find out what&amp;#039;s inside...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW BIG?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Engineering feats lose their punch after you&amp;#039;ve popped the containment system somebody built around a star&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Challenge Coins!&lt;br /&gt;
This station is HOW OLD?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, the feral A.I. from last book isn&amp;#039;t dead?!?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-01 Part I: Breath and Business]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-24 Part II: Can Full of Sky]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-17 Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies ]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Book 15: Delegates and Delegation== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Hey, here&amp;#039;s an idea. Let&amp;#039;s take a job back in Sol System, one of the few places in the galaxy where they know our names and want to arrest us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Plot Synopsis=== &lt;br /&gt;
A more detailed point by point explanation of the events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-16 Part I: Confidence]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-30 Part II: Conflict]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-11-03 Part III: Conflagration]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 16: Big Dumb Objects== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Cans full of sky, balloons full of star, and rogue artificial planets full of death: They&amp;#039;re not dumb, but poking them to see how they work just might be&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-03-30 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-08-02 Part II]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-11-15 Part III]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-03-20 Part IV]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Book 17: A Little Immortality== &lt;br /&gt;
===Summary=== &lt;br /&gt;
Maxim 45: The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-12-05 Part I]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
The first stuff put up on this page is historical, from an archive Howard had.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am going to list the fan art chronologically (starting with the oldest). I am open to alternate methods of organizing it, though. Please see the discussion thread &amp;quot;re: FAN ART: Yes? No? How?&amp;quot; if you wish to discuss it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Fan Art Page - 2001]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fan Art Page - 2000]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=Description= &lt;br /&gt;
Wandering [[Luna]]-sized planetoid at the far end of the Carina/Cygnus arm of the Milky Way.&lt;br /&gt;
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Statistics from [[Chief Augustus Chevre|Augustus Chevre]] in [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-09 2012-02-09] and Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-11 2012-03-11] perceived surface gravity is &amp;lt;math&amp;gt;Gravity \approx 0.93 \times Earth\;\;standard\;\;\;\;(=\; 0.93 \times 9.81\frac{m}{s^{2}} = 9.12\frac{m}{s^{2}})&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt; but should be about 16 times Earth standard&lt;br /&gt;
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Revealed on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-18 2012-03-18] to be an antique [[annie plant]], almost a thousand times larger than any plant that can currently be built. And it has attracted the attention of the [[United Nations of Sol|UNS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once it was all over, Petey&amp;#039;s analysis was that it is a machine for creating dark matter creatures ([[Pa&amp;#039;anuri]]) [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-12-30 2012-12-30]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=History= &lt;br /&gt;
Coming Soon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Notable Residents and Expatriates= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;DynamicPageList&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
category = Oisri&lt;br /&gt;
category = characters&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/DynamicPageList&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Affiliations &amp;amp; Relationships= &lt;br /&gt;
Coming Soon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Appearances= &lt;br /&gt;
==First appearance== &lt;br /&gt;
First seen (but not named) [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-12-30 2011-12-30]&lt;br /&gt;
==Other notable appearances== &lt;br /&gt;
[Other times when this location has played a significant part in the story.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=Author&amp;#039;s Note= &lt;br /&gt;
Oisri is Irish/Gaelic for &amp;quot;Oyster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=Speculation= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert uncertain and speculative facts about the place.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=External References= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:artifact]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:bk-013]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gavcor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php?title=Oisr%C3%AD&amp;diff=2366</id>
		<title>Oisrí</title>
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		<updated>2017-08-02T10:21:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Tarlen: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:artifact.png|right|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-12-30]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Description= &lt;br /&gt;
Wandering [[Luna]]-sized planetoid at the far end of the Carina/Cygnus arm of the Milky Way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Statistics from [[Chief Augustus Chevre|Augustus Chevre]] in [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-09 2012-02-09] and Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Diameter \approx 1700km\; (\approx 0.27 \times Earth)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Volume\;\;\; \approx 0.020 \times Earth&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mass\;\;\;\;\;\;\; \approx 7.2 \times 10^{24}kg\; (\approx 1.2 \times Earth)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mean\;\; density \approx 330000\frac{kg}{m^{3}} \; (\approx 60 \times Earth)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-11 2012-03-11] perceived surface gravity is:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Gravity \approx 0.93 \times Earth\;\; standard\\  \;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\; (=\; 0.93 \times 9.81\frac{m}{s^{2}} = 9.12\frac{m}{s^{2}})&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/math&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
but should be about 16 times Earth standard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Revealed on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-18 2012-03-18] to be an antique [[annie plant]], almost a thousand times larger than any plant that can currently be built. And it has attracted the attention of the [[United Nations of Sol|UNS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once it was all over, Petey&amp;#039;s analysis was that it is a machine for creating dark matter creatures ([[Pa&amp;#039;anuri]]) [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-12-30 2012-12-30]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=History= &lt;br /&gt;
Coming Soon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Notable Residents and Expatriates= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;DynamicPageList&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
category = Oisri&lt;br /&gt;
category = characters&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/DynamicPageList&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Affiliations &amp;amp; Relationships= &lt;br /&gt;
Coming Soon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Appearances= &lt;br /&gt;
==First appearance== &lt;br /&gt;
First seen (but not named) [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-12-30 2011-12-30]&lt;br /&gt;
==Other notable appearances== &lt;br /&gt;
[Other times when this location has played a significant part in the story.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=Author&amp;#039;s Note= &lt;br /&gt;
Oisri is Irish/Gaelic for &amp;quot;Oyster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=Speculation= &lt;br /&gt;
[Insert uncertain and speculative facts about the place.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
=External References= &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:artifact]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:bk-013]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gavcor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
	</entry>
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