Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik - Revision history

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Tarlen at 10:05, 25 July 2017

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	[[File:OvalKwikLogo.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-09-17]]		[[File:OvalKwikLogo.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-09-17]]
	=Description=		=Description=
	A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph\|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" ~~[<span style="background-color: initial;">~~[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25~~]</span>~~].		A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph\|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25].

	Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).		Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).

	It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also ~~[<span style="background-color: initial;">~~[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25~~]</span>~~]).		It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]).

	=History=		=History=
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	Mixed with tequila [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24 2005-02-24] and again [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09 2005-04-29]		Mixed with tequila [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24 2005-02-24] and again [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09 2005-04-29]

	Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with ~~<span class="speech">~~castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18 2003-02-18].~~</span>~~		Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18 2003-02-18].

	=Appearances=		=Appearances=

Tarlen at 23:59, 24 July 2017

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	[[File:OvalKwikLogo.png\|right\|link=@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-09-17]]		[[File:OvalKwikLogo.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-09-17]]
	=Description=		=Description=
	A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph\|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [<span style="background-color: initial;">[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25\|2001-02-25]]</span>].		A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph\|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [<span style="background-color: initial;">[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]</span>].

	Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).		Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).

	It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [<span style="background-color: initial;">[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25\|2001-02-25]]</span>]).		It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [<span style="background-color: initial;">[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]</span>]).

	=History=		=History=
	New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-26\|2007-10-26]]]		New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-26 2007-10-26]

	=Notable Examples=		=Notable Examples=
	Used to revive an ailing amorph population on [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-03-12\|2002-03-12]]] ("It's easier to sprinkle it on your friends if you don't read the ingredients, soldier.")		Used to revive an ailing amorph population on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-03-12 2002-03-12] ("It's easier to sprinkle it on your friends if you don't read the ingredients, soldier.")

	Mixed with tequila [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24\|2005-02-24]]] and again [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09\|2005-04-29]]]		Mixed with tequila [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24 2005-02-24] and again [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09 2005-04-29]

	Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with <span class="speech">castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18\|2003-02-18]]].</span>		Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with <span class="speech">castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18 2003-02-18].</span>

	=Appearances=		=Appearances=
	==First appearance==		==First appearance==
	The product is first ''seen'' on [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-23\|2000-08-23]]] and first ''mentioned'' on [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25\|2001-02-25]]]		The product is first ''seen'' on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-23 2000-08-23] and first ''mentioned'' on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]
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[[File:OvalKwikLogo.png|right|link=@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-09-17]]
=Description=
A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25|2001-02-25]]].

Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).

It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25|2001-02-25]]]).

=History=
New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-26|2007-10-26]]]

=Notable Examples=
Used to revive an ailing amorph population on [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-03-12|2002-03-12]]] ("It's easier to sprinkle it on your friends if you don't read the ingredients, soldier.")

Mixed with tequila [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24|2005-02-24]]] and again [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09|2005-04-29]]]

Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18|2003-02-18]]].

=Appearances=
==First appearance==
The product is first ''seen'' on [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-23|2000-08-23]]] and first ''mentioned'' on [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25|2001-02-25]]]
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=Author's Note=
[This space is reserved ''exclusively'' for Howard!]

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=Speculation=
[Insert uncertain and speculative facts about the technology. Include links to Schlock in the Real World where appropriate.]

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