Ouchdammitometer - Revision history

Tarlen at 10:21, 25 July 2017

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Tarlen at 10:05, 25 July 2017

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	=Description=		=Description=
	[[File:ouchdammitometer.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06]]		[[File:ouchdammitometer.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06]]
	Developed as an alternative to lying to patients about how much an injection or other procedure would be, the~~<span class="speech">~~ '''Ouchdammitometer'''provides an objective measure of how much pain would be caused. Injections are measured in "huertz," although a clear baseline for this amount has not been given ~~</span>~~[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].		Developed as an alternative to lying to patients about how much an injection or other procedure would be, the '''Ouchdammitometer'''provides an objective measure of how much pain would be caused. Injections are measured in "huertz," although a clear baseline for this amount has not been given [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].

	=History=		=History=
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	=Notable Examples=		=Notable Examples=
	2.5 Huertz: the rating for an ~~<span class="speech">~~Auto-Anesthetizing Cerebral Micro-Endoscope (less than a "red-hot pithing knife") ~~[</span>~~[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 2001-01-28]]		2.5 Huertz: the rating for an Auto-Anesthetizing Cerebral Micro-Endoscope (less than a "red-hot pithing knife") [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 2001-01-28]
	3.7 Huertz is higher than normal for a small needle [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].		3.7 Huertz is higher than normal for a small needle [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].
	3.7 Kill-o-Huertz is the level that an auto-burrowing implant inflicts [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].		3.7 Kill-o-Huertz is the level that an auto-burrowing implant inflicts [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].
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	=Appearances=		=Appearances=
	==First appearance==		==First appearance==
	First mentioned when [[Doctor Todd Lazkowicz\|Dr. Lazkowicz]] "defuses" ~~<span class="name">~~[[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] ~~</span>~~[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].		First mentioned when [[Doctor Todd Lazkowicz\|Dr. Lazkowicz]] "defuses" [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].
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Tarlen at 00:14, 25 July 2017

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	=Description[[File:ouchdammitometer.png\|right\|link=@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06]]=		=Description=
	Developed as an alternative to lying to patients about how much an injection or other procedure would be, the<span class="speech"> '''Ouchdammitometer'''provides an objective measure of how much pain would be caused. Injections are measured in "huertz," although a clear baseline for this amount has not been given </span>[~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06\|2000-08-06]]].		[[File:ouchdammitometer.png\|right\|link=http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06]]
			Developed as an alternative to lying to patients about how much an injection or other procedure would be, the<span class="speech"> '''Ouchdammitometer'''provides an objective measure of how much pain would be caused. Injections are measured in "huertz," although a clear baseline for this amount has not been given </span>[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].

	=History=		=History=
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	=Notable Examples=		=Notable Examples=
	2.5 Huertz: the rating for an <span class="speech">Auto-Anesthetizing Cerebral Micro-Endoscope (less than a "red-hot pithing knife") [</span>[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28\|2001-01-28]]]		2.5 Huertz: the rating for an <span class="speech">Auto-Anesthetizing Cerebral Micro-Endoscope (less than a "red-hot pithing knife") [</span>[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28 2001-01-28]]
	3.7 Huertz is higher than normal for a small needle [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06\|2000-08-06]]].		3.7 Huertz is higher than normal for a small needle [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].
	3.7 Kill-o-Huertz is the level that an auto-burrowing implant inflicts [~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06\|2000-08-06]]].		3.7 Kill-o-Huertz is the level that an auto-burrowing implant inflicts [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].

	=Appearances=		=Appearances=
	==First appearance==		==First appearance==
	First mentioned when [[Doctor Todd Lazkowicz\|Dr. Lazkowicz]] "defuses" <span class="name">[[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] </span>[~~[[@~~http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06\|2000-08-06]]].		First mentioned when [[Doctor Todd Lazkowicz\|Dr. Lazkowicz]] "defuses" <span class="name">[[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq\|Ch'vorthq]] </span>[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06 2000-08-06].
	==Other notable appearances==		==Other notable appearances==
	[This is for technology that does not appear regularly. For things like Annie Plants and the Hypernet, remove this section.]		[This is for technology that does not appear regularly. For things like Annie Plants and the Hypernet, remove this section.]

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=Description[[File:ouchdammitometer.png|right|link=@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06]]=
Developed as an alternative to lying to patients about how much an injection or other procedure would be, the '''Ouchdammitometer'''provides an objective measure of how much pain would be caused. Injections are measured in "huertz," although a clear baseline for this amount has not been given [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06|2000-08-06]]].

=History=
[Insert the known history regarding this technology]

=Notable Examples=
2.5 Huertz: the rating for an Auto-Anesthetizing Cerebral Micro-Endoscope (less than a "red-hot pithing knife") [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-28|2001-01-28]]]
3.7 Huertz is higher than normal for a small needle [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06|2000-08-06]]].
3.7 Kill-o-Huertz is the level that an auto-burrowing implant inflicts [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06|2000-08-06]]].

=Appearances=
==First appearance==
First mentioned when [[Doctor Todd Lazkowicz|Dr. Lazkowicz]] "defuses" [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq|Ch'vorthq]] [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-06|2000-08-06]]].
==Other notable appearances==
[This is for technology that does not appear regularly. For things like Annie Plants and the Hypernet, remove this section.]

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=Author's Note=
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=Speculation=
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