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		<title>Tarlen at 04:55, 1 August 2017</title>
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		<title>Tarlen at 10:21, 25 July 2017</title>
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		<title>Tarlen at 00:14, 25 July 2017</title>
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		<updated>2017-07-25T00:14:29Z</updated>

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				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l4&quot;&gt;Line 4:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;The extra chromosomes they carry make cross-breeding between purps and standard humans less than successful: the resulting infant is blue, not because of photosynthetic skin, but because it is dead. For this reason, when Momma tells you &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;don&amp;#039;t go marryin&amp;#039; one o&amp;#039; them purps&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;, it&amp;#039;s not because purps are inherently bad people, or because your Momma is a bigoted, buck-toothed racist. It&amp;#039;s because Momma wants to be a grandma. I&amp;#039;m sure that purp girl you met is very nice, but if you two want to start a family, you&amp;#039;re going to need to hire an adoption agent, a good geneticist, a marriage counselor, and maybe even a personal trainer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;The extra chromosomes they carry make cross-breeding between purps and standard humans less than successful: the resulting infant is blue, not because of photosynthetic skin, but because it is dead. For this reason, when Momma tells you &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;don&amp;#039;t go marryin&amp;#039; one o&amp;#039; them purps&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;, it&amp;#039;s not because purps are inherently bad people, or because your Momma is a bigoted, buck-toothed racist. It&amp;#039;s because Momma wants to be a grandma. I&amp;#039;m sure that purp girl you met is very nice, but if you two want to start a family, you&amp;#039;re going to need to hire an adoption agent, a good geneticist, a marriage counselor, and maybe even a personal trainer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Their photosynthetic skin creates energy for their bodies from light [&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[[@&lt;/del&gt;http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-11&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|&lt;/del&gt;2003-03-11&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;]]&lt;/del&gt;]. This leads some purps to shun sunlight, or at the very least, cover up really well.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Their photosynthetic skin creates energy for their bodies from light [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-11 2003-03-11]. This leads some purps to shun sunlight, or at the very least, cover up really well.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
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		<title>Tarlen: Created page with &quot;=Description=  &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Purps&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, less commonly known as &#039;&#039;Homo Sapiens Purpureum&#039;&#039;, are a human sub-species, and are the result of a half-finished (one might say &quot;half-baked&quot;)...&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2017-07-24T09:52:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;=Description=  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Purps&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, less commonly known as &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Homo Sapiens Purpureum&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, are a human sub-species, and are the result of a half-finished (one might say &amp;quot;half-baked&amp;quot;)...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Purps&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, less commonly known as &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Homo Sapiens Purpureum&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, are a human sub-species, and are the result of a half-finished (one might say &amp;quot;half-baked&amp;quot;) attempt to modify human stock to be more energy efficient. Eight hundred years after the original project was terminated, they still breed true, but are only a tiny bit more energy-efficient than their cousins, and then only when standing stark naked in direct sunlight.&lt;br /&gt;
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The extra chromosomes they carry make cross-breeding between purps and standard humans less than successful: the resulting infant is blue, not because of photosynthetic skin, but because it is dead. For this reason, when Momma tells you &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;don&amp;#039;t go marryin&amp;#039; one o&amp;#039; them purps&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;, it&amp;#039;s not because purps are inherently bad people, or because your Momma is a bigoted, buck-toothed racist. It&amp;#039;s because Momma wants to be a grandma. I&amp;#039;m sure that purp girl you met is very nice, but if you two want to start a family, you&amp;#039;re going to need to hire an adoption agent, a good geneticist, a marriage counselor, and maybe even a personal trainer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Their photosynthetic skin creates energy for their bodies from light [[[@http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-11|2003-03-11]]]. This leads some purps to shun sunlight, or at the very least, cover up really well.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Notable Members= &lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Tarlen</name></author>
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