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=Description= | =Description= | ||
A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [<span style="background-color: initial;">[ | A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by [[Carbosilicate Amorph|Carbosilicate Amorphs]] like [[Sergeant Schlock]]. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. [[Chef Sergeant Ch'vorthq|Ch'vorthq]] characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [<span style="background-color: initial;">[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]</span>]. | ||
Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila). | Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila). | ||
It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [<span style="background-color: initial;">[ | It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [<span style="background-color: initial;">[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25]</span>]). | ||
=History= | =History= | ||
New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" [ | New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-10-26 2007-10-26] | ||
=Notable Examples= | =Notable Examples= | ||
Used to revive an ailing amorph population on [ | Used to revive an ailing amorph population on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-03-12 2002-03-12] ("It's easier to sprinkle it on your friends if you don't read the ingredients, soldier.") | ||
Mixed with tequila [ | Mixed with tequila [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-02-24 2005-02-24] and again [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-09 2005-04-29] | ||
Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with <span class="speech">castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [ | Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with <span class="speech">castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-02-18 2003-02-18].</span> | ||
=Appearances= | =Appearances= | ||
==First appearance== | ==First appearance== | ||
The product is first ''seen'' on [ | The product is first ''seen'' on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-23 2000-08-23] and first ''mentioned'' on [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-02-25 2001-02-25] | ||
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Revision as of 17:59, 24 July 2017
Description
A pseudo-chocolate drink-mix preferred by Carbosilicate Amorphs like Sergeant Schlock. It consists of glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulphate, Minoxadyl, buckminster fullerene, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. Ch'vorthq characterized it as "a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon" [2001-02-25].
Although it should be mixed with a liquid & drunk, Sergeant Schlock eats it straight (but he has occasionally cut it with tequila).
It is what is meant by "The Tub of Happiness" (also [2001-02-25]).
History
New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste has been called 'sludgy', but that's okay, since the Ovalkwik Marketing Team bought the rights to add a new definition to the word "refreshing" 2007-10-26
Notable Examples
Used to revive an ailing amorph population on 2002-03-12 ("It's easier to sprinkle it on your friends if you don't read the ingredients, soldier.")
Mixed with tequila 2005-02-24 and again 2005-04-29
Schlock bathes in Ovalkwik, mixed with castor oil, rock salt, and 50-weight hydraulic lubricant on 2003-02-18.
Appearances
First appearance
The product is first seen on 2000-08-23 and first mentioned on 2001-02-25
Author's Note
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Speculation
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